Bad Ads
Badass Cocktails
How do you like to vice?
It’s a social vice universe.
Wait… what was all that?
Be honest who doesn’t want a Trust Fund?
Open and serve by noon.
Sunny days, porch patios, and old money.
Everyone could use a Sidekick once in while…
Be gone! Expired sticky jug mix
What a scandalous affair!
We all got a lot of bad habits.
Cocktails without compromise
Social Vice was built for people who like a good cocktail but hate everything that gets in the way of one.
Sticky mixer jugs. Missing limes. Slow bar service. Complicated recipes. One poor soul trapped making drinks while everyone else is outside having a personality.
We fixed that.
Social Vice makes premium zero-proof cocktail bases and mixers built to be opened, poured, and finished your way. Serve them as-is, or just add spirit. No bartender degree. No mystery ingredients. No cocktail theater. No guy with a mustache explaining the emotional journey of a lime.
Our ads are bad (and honestly, our website too). We’re still figuring that part out, and all of us here are focusing on drinking… we mean making premium drinks.
And for real, we know how to do that very well.
From golf courses and pool bars to patios, parties, hotels, restaurants, and anywhere the cooler goes, Social Vice brings fast, consistent zero-proof canned cocktail mixers with a little attitude and a lot less effort. Pick your favorite spirit and enjoy, we won’t judge your vice…
Because everyone has a vice. Ours just tastes better.
Bad Ads. Badass Cocktails.
Open. Add Spirit. Serve.